Buttered Buns

Eorzea's #1 Host Club
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Bar Buyout - 2.5 M

❀ Seasonal Spring Menu ❀

All Seasonal Menu Items Are 5k

Bunny Brew Sweet Tea; Hop into happiness with our Bunny Brew Sweet Tea! Sweet, sunny, and sure to get your taste buds thumping for more.
^{This Will Be The Doman Tea In-Game Item.}

Tipsy Tail Lemonade; Be careful with this beverage... one sip of our Tipsy Tail Lemonade and maybe a little chase— and maybe, just maybe, you’ll catch ahold of one of our bunnies.
^{This Will Be The Lemonade In-Game Item.}

Bunny Bliss Ambrosia Salad; Fluffy as a bunny tail and twice as sweet! Our Bunny Bliss Ambrosia Salad is a dreamy mix of fruity goodness and creamy clouds.
^{This Will Be The Pineapple Salad In-Game Item.}

Cottontail Caprese Salad; Fresh from the garden and cute as a bunny’s nose! Our Cottontail Caprese Salad is a bright, bouncy mix of juicy tomatoes, creamy mozzarella, and basil leaves ready to make your taste buds hop with joy.
^{This Will Be The Blood Tomato Salad In-Game Item.}

Bunny Bites; Sweet as a secret stash in a bunny’s burrow, our Bunny Bites are packed with figgy goodness and a touch of whimsy.
^{This Will Be The Sykon Cookies In-Game Item.}

Snugglebunny Cheesecake; Soft as a bunny’s tail and sweet as a berry-kissed breeze, our Snugglebunny Cheesecake is a dreamy delight straight from the meadow. With a buttery crust, velvety cream, and a burst of wild berries— it’s the perfect treat for a slow, sunshine-filled evening.
^{This Will Be The Pixie Berry Cheesecake In-Game Item.}

VIP Menu

^{To have access to items on this menu, you must hold any tier of Buttered Buns VIP.}

All VIP Menu Items Are 10k

The Danny Devito; The one and only one-two rabbit punch: A perfectly polite hard-boiled egg, side-eyed by a shot of whiskey. Breakfast? Snack? Dare? You decide.
^{This Will Be The Egg & Doman Tea In-Game Items.}

The Rinnie Special; Saddle up for this one, cowboy. Rinnie's got the freshest milk in the West and she’s ready to pour you a tall creamy glass straight from the tap with a wink and a smile.
^{This Will Be The Sweet Cream Milk In-Game Item.}

Eni's Dragon Reactor; A volatile concoction of flavors, fizz, and questionable decisions. Sip slowly and handle with dragon-level caution.
^{This Will Be The Melon Juice In-Game Item.}

Hop-o-maki Roll; Big, bold, and rolled from the deep — our Hop-o-maki Roll is a sushi party all wrapped up nice and neat! Packed with colorful fillings and wrapped with flair, it’s like a paradise of seaweed you can eat... if you dare.
^{This Will Be The Futomaki Roll In-Game Item.}

Bunnyghérita Pizza; Fresh from the garden and straight into the burrow! Our Bunnyghérita Pizza is topped with sun-kissed tomatoes, fluffy mozzarella, and basil leaves bouncy enough to make any bunny swoon.
^{This Will Be The Garlean Pizza In-Game Item.}

Bun'Lava; Fluffier than a bunny nap and sweeter than a twitchy nose boop! Our Bun'Lava is a golden, nutty treat that's layered with love and drizzled with honey hugs.
^{This Will Be The Baklava In-Game Item.}

Bunny Belle Sachertorte; Sweet, zesty, and ready to impress! Our Bunny Belle Sachertorte has a fudgy chocolate hug for your taste-buds with a lemony center that’s as bright as our bunny’s smiles.
^{This Will Be The Lemon Curd Sachertorte In-Game Item.}

Cottontail Crumble; So sweet it might make your whiskers wiggle! Our Cottontail Crumble is filled with gooey, cinnamon-kissed apples under a golden buttery hug of crumble.
^{This Will Be The Pixie Apple Pie In-Game Item.}

The VIP Menu will Change Periodically.

Signature Menu Items

^{As a thank you to all of our Lifetime VIPs and of course our two lovely owners, we have included a signature drink for all of them!}

All Signature Menu Items Are 30k

The Moonflower; Shimmery, sweet, and a touch mysterious— This dreamy drink tastes like stardust and whispered wishes. One swirl of the glass and a twirl on your tongue, and suddenly you’ll be waltzing with the stars alongside Buttered Bun's very own Lunaria Zekar.
^{This Will Be The Lunatender Blossom & Happiness Juice In-Game Items.}

Yrah's Golden Heart; Like a sunny hop through a pineapple patch! This golden sipper is sweet, zesty, and bright enough to make any bunny wiggle with joy! After one gulp you'll be bouncing through tropical daydreams alongside Buttered Bun's very own Chocolate Bun.
^{This Will Be The Golden Pineapple Juice In-Game Item.}

The Old Fashioned Femboy; A tiny hug in a glass! This cozy little classic is all brown sugar charm, orange twirls, and a whisper of whiskey warmth. Sweet, bold, and just old-fashioned enough to be a lil sip of trouble~
^{This Will Be The Loquat Juice In-Game Item.
Thank you Zeve Arda For Being A Lifetime VIP!}

The Kaicho Special; One lonely cigar, a slab of buffalo jerky tough enough to fight back, and a double shot of shochu shaken with whey protein and you'll have yourself a Breakfast for Questionable Champions. Bold, bizarre, and maybe somewhere somehow brilliant depending on how your morning’s going...
^{This Will Be The Ashtray & Salmon Jerky In-Game Items.
Thank you Anzan Fujihana For Being A Lifetime VIP!}

A Kiss From Lulu; Brazil’s version of a Moscow Mule with way more attitude~ Cachaça, lime, and a big ol’ puff of ginger foam on top- It’s zippy, spicy, and definitely not behaving.
^{This Will Be The Mesquite Juice In-Game Item.
Thank you Lelouch Le'Meow For Being A Lifetime VIP!}

Angel Tears; Creamy banana ice cream blended with Malibu Rum, a swirl of raspberry syrup, and topped with whipped cream, rainbow sprinkles, and a dusting of magical purple glitter. Sweet, sippable, and totally extra... just the way we like it.
^{This Will Be The Wild Banana Blend In-Game Item.
Thank you Moon Lyte For Being A Lifetime VIP!}

iPad Baby; Can’t focus for more than 3 seconds? Easily distracted by shiny objects and Cocomelon jingles? These golden, crispy chickie nuggies are just for you- and they're even shaped like little dinosaurs! Comes with a side of sauce of your choosing and zero judgment— we know you’re watching something while reading this.
^{This Will Be The Roast Chicken In-Game Item.
Thank you Raen Schmiddy For Being A Lifetime VIP!}

Buttered Buns
Lunch Specials

All Lunch Special Menu Items Are 15k

Appetizers

Snuggle Loaf; Warm, fluffy bread with cozy little pockets of crispy bacon tucked inside. Perfect for nibbling on your Buttery Weekend! (or sharing with your favorite Buttered Bun if you’re feeling generous enough.)
^{This Will Be The Bacon Bread In-Game Item.}

Hop Crossed Buns; Soft, sweet, and spiced just right these fluffy little buns are dotted with dried fruit and topped with a sugary cross, fresh from our butter-covered oven.
^{This Will Be The Hot Crossed Buns In-Game Item.}

Drinks

Tipsy Orchard Sip; Warm with a little cheeky kick, this spiced apple cider is brewed with orchard-fresh apples, a splash of something naughty, and a cinnamon stick for swirling while you wiggle your cottontail.
^{This Will Be The Crimson Cider In-Game Item.}

Happy Appy; A sweet sippy straight from the appy! This golden apple juice is filled with sunshine, smiles, and is very much bunny-approved! No need to fuss, it's just fuzzy feelings in a cup!
^{This Will Be The Apple Juice In-Game Item.}

Cocoa Cuddle; Warm, melty, and made with the idea of cuddly snuggling- This rich hot chocolate is topped with fluffy marshmallow clouds and just a hint of magic. One sip and you'll feel like you're wrapped up in the softest bunny hug ever.. (That is, unless, you already are with one of our Buttered Buns of course!)
^{This Will Be The Hot Chocolate In-Game Item.}

The Velvet Hop; Smooth and steamy, this triple cream coffee slides across your lips like a secret. Rich, bold espresso swirled with thick, dreamy cream that lingers just long enough to make you blush.
^{This Will Be The Triple Cream Coffee In-Game Item.}

Main Courses

Bun-Bowl Soba; Earthy, noodly goodness awaits you! This bunny bowl of soba is twirled with tender popoto bites, nestled in a savory broth that’s sure to make your ears wobble. Simple and oh-so-slurpable!
^{This Will Be The Popoto Soba In-Game Item.}

Velveteen Miso; A gentle, brothy hug for your belly! This cup of miso is packed with umami goodness, soft tofu pillows, and little seaweed swirls— the perfect sippity-sip for bunnies in need of a warming-up.
^{This Will Be The Miso Soup In-Game Item.}

Bun-Bon Bites; These little golden puffballs are crispy on the outside, melty on the inside, and filled with a surprise swirl of savory goodness that's topped with dancing flakes, drizzles of sauce, and a whole lotta bunny-approved joy.
^{This Will Be The Takoyaki In-Game Item.}

Desserts

Bunlight Bliss; This dreamy tart is filled with rich, fragrant sweetness and wrapped in a delicate crust that crumbles with every gentle nibble. One bite and you’ll be whisked away on soft paws under starry skies.
^{This Will Be The Sohm Al Tart In-Game Item.}

Fluffy-Fin Nibbler; Looks like a fish, but thankfully doesn't taste like one (cause a pastry made from fish sounds horrible) This toasty little treat is stuffed with sweet filling and baked to bunny-approved perfection. Whether you're hopping through raindrops or just need a cozy snack, this one's sure to make your day extra nibble-worthy.
^{This Will Be The Pastry Fish In-Game Item.}

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VIP Program

Monthly (750k)

Yearly (7.5m)

Lifetime (15m)

Thank You To All Of Our Lifetime VIPs!

Enimaf Hearts
Zeve Arda
Anzan Fujihana
Rin'koro Saiuma
Pelican Darkflame
Lelouch Le'Meow
Moon Lyte
Tewaylzy Ralalka
Raen Schmiddy
Calliope Arda
Aya Fujihana

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The Buttered Buns Shots Challenge

Okay folks, our Bartenders like pouring shot's so much that they have made too many. Think you can handle all of them? The entry fee is 250k!The rules are simple. When we say "GO!" type /random100.
The more you drink, the more gil you earn. You can win up to 2 mil!Here are the rules.
Roll 1 - Beat a 5 (50k)
Roll 2 - Beat a 10 (100k)
Roll 3 - Beat a 15 (150k)
Roll 4 - Beat a 20 (200k)
Roll 5 - Beat a 25 (300k)
Roll 6 - Beat a 30 (500k)
Roll 7 - Beat a 35 (800k)
Roll 8 - Beat a 40 (1.2 mil)
Roll 9 - Beat a 45 (1.5 mil)
Roll 10 - Beat a 50 (2 Mil)Good Luck! If you manage to roll a 100, you gain an extra life!Please note that you can back out at any time, but once you roll a losing roll you lose all of your winnings!^{Each patron may enter once per day.}

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Hall of Fame

^{All winners of our once-a-day 'Shots Challenge' will have their photo displayed here for all to witness for eternity!}

Couldn't Hold Their Drink

^{The best photos taken of the losers from our once-a-day 'Shots Challenge' that gave our carrd editors a giggle. All viewers may point and laugh at you at least once. These photos are subject to change every now and again!}

Venue Photos

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Yrahcaz Egnahc

Chocolate Butter (He/Him)
Availability: Both Saturday + Sunday
Likes: Kindness, Rainy Days, Pizza, Reading, & Music
Dislikes: Rudeness, Crabs, & Loud Noises
Offered Services: Available for both Pillow & Courting Sessions
Bio: I try to be relaxing and kind to everyone I meet! The world is a dark and scary place sometimes; I want to be a warm, gentle light that you can always turn to. Lets relax and enjoy a drink!^{My kink sheet is available in the #staff-kinks channel in our Discord Server.}

^{This Bun Does Not Offer Court or Pillow Buyouts}

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Apple Butter (She/They)
Availability: Both Saturday + Sunday
Likes: Manatees, Dressing up, Cuddles, Art, Gossip, and Music
Dislikes: Large Crowds & People Who Hurt My Friends
Offered Services: Available For Pillow Sessions!
Bio:
"The Stray Princess of the Mehowoh Clan, from the day she was born expectations had been put on her. Even when she was adopted into House Rosarie of Ishgard, priss and prance was instilled into her. But this little fox is a rebel and from the day she could she left behind all that to adventure into Eorzea.
By happenstance, She stumbled into several venues one day and fell in love with the work. After years of hard work, she has moved her way up to Management and Co-Onwership at both Buttered Buns and Maid of Hearts. Now her desire to wow and amaze can flourish as she dances into your heart."Hemwo; Now for the non lore accurate stuff.
Hi! I am a long time XIV player of 10 years and have been in the venue/moon scene for about half that. I'm just a goofy goober who loves making people around me feel loved and at home. So please come in, relax, and make sure to pray to the shots demon!!

I am an absolute cuddle fiend, and I will cuddle you into oblivion! Although if you just need to vent about something, I love to listen.
Although if you want me all to yourself for the entire opening of Buttered Buns, consider a date day with Lunaria!

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Milk Butter (She/They)
^{Can be spotted as 'Snow Butter' sometimes!}
Buttered Position: General Manager
Availability: Both Saturday + Sunday
Likes: Cows, Space, Naps, Cuddles, & Music
Dislikes: Loud Noises & Enclosed Spaces
Offered Services: Ask
Bio: Hello, friends! I'm extremely excited to see that you're interested in Buttered Bun's favorite little moo-cow, as well as the main ingredient source for "The Rinnie Special!"~ ♥I am personally a newbie to the venue & modding scene of XIV as of the past 8-9 months, but I'm not new to the idea as a whole. I was an Exotic Dancer for roughly 8+ years as of now, a role-player for 13-14+ years, and a master of the moo's for 4 years. But with this I must say, the XIV version of venues is by far my favorite experience thus far.When I am courting (at the moment I am not outside of selective circumstances), I always aim to go above and beyond all expectations to offer you a legendairy experience. I'm simply a good girl in all aspects who'll do anything for your praise... But nothing will make me moo like snuggles do!There are always ups and downs in life, and we all need a little fantasy to escape to from time to time. I've always found that an out of this world experience is always a moment away when you surround yourself with the right people! Will you be the right person for me? I'd love to create that unforgettable fantasy experience with you tonight~^{For more information, please don't hesitate to check out my carrd! ♥
My kink sheet is available in the #staff-kinks channel in our Discord Server.}

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Can't Believe It's Not Butter (Any Pronouns)
Buttered Position: Bar + Floor Manager
Availability: Full Shift Saturdays + Half Shift Sundays
Likes: Catnip, Cybernetics, Lovely Darlings, Alcohol, & Flirting
Dislikes: Rudeness & Boring Conversations
Offered Services: Outside of Manager Duties; None!
Bio: Coming from the cold mountains of Coerthas she was raised mostly by her brother. Her father and mother taught her survival was the only thing important in life. She ran away from home at the age of 18 and hid mostly in solution nine. There she went to a research facility to install cybernetics into her body. Finding out she was going to be used as a weapon of destruction rather than a savior like she was told, she defected and fled to the warmth and comfort of Gridania. She wondered the streets to eventually find a comforting cafe to relax in and lay low. She came up with the idea to do the same, and wanted to help others out.

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Smooth Butter (He/Him)
Buttered Position: Floor Manager
Availability: Both Saturday + Sunday
Likes: Drinks, Food, & Games
Dislikes: Dishonesty & Ignorance
Offered Services: Court + Pillow Sessions
Bio: A man of quiet confidence and undeniable charm, Nat Syslo is the kind of bartender who knows exactly what you need before you even say it. Whether it’s a strong drink, a knowing smirk, or a listening ear, he delivers with effortless ease. Standing behind the bar at Buttered Buns, he crafts each cocktail with precision, treating mixology like an art form—smooth, deliberate, and always with a personal touch.
^{My kink sheet is available in the #staff-kinks channel in our Discord Server.}

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Just Giraffe

Shea Butter (He/Him)
Buttered Position: Bartender
Availability: Both Saturday + Sunday
Likes: Spicy Food, Watching Movies / TV, D&D, Suits, Crocs
Dislikes: There's not much I can think of at the moment.
Offered Services: None other than Bartending Services!
Bio: Hello! I'm Giraffe. I'm a straight male Viera with a big heart. I'm quiet most of the time but I'm always down to chat and listen to others. If you're curious about something, don't be afraid to ask! I'm an open book.

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Golden Butter (She/Her)
Buttered Position: Photographer
Availability: Both Saturday + Sunday
Likes: Coin, Blitzball, Fish, Your Good Side in Photography
Dislikes: Rudeness, Personal Time Wasted, Last Minute Cancellations
Offered Services: Outside of Floor Photography; None! Both SFW + Requested NSFW Photo requests are welcomed!
Bio: Hello-hello! Name's Akii Malaguld, I'm your one stop before you see yourself in a golden glow behind my lens. I've been doing a little bit of photography/gposing here and there, getting whatever practice I can as each moon rises. If you're interested in my services, all you've to do is call for gold.~

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Rose Butter (He/Him)
Buttered Position: Photographer + Pillow
Availability: Only Saturdays
Likes: Gemstones, Being Pampered, Affection, & Cheesecakes
Dislikes: Loud Noises, Imposing on his boundaries
Offered Services: Available For Only Pillow Sessions
Bio: A very loving and affectionate Miqo'te once he gets his sense of boundaries with people. He's a romantic who wears his heart on his sleeve. He's also very touch-starved. He has a large heart with much love he wants to give to many, and wears such on his sleeve. He's very curious and tends to be a bit scatterbrained. However, he's always willing for conversation and welcomes just about any stranger to speak to him, even if his romantic preference is toward masculine folk.He was born with a different name and appearance in the Black Shroud, but after being separated from his now-culled tribe and some memory loss that he has now recovered from; he had changed his appearance and name to fit who he truly is in his near-teenage years. Though, he tends to hold some mixed feelings on Gridania and Keeper of The Moon culture and has said that is the reason his changed name is not like a traditional male Keeper of The Moon's name, and he now lives mainly in Ishgard.From his time without his memories, and even after regaining them, he was surprisingly helpless and unknowing in a lot of life skills, so he has taken much time on learning said skills, which has led to him being a bookworm of sorts and surprisingly willing to learn as much information on things as he can; such as which has led to his somewhat newfound interest in gemstones.He once would have said his fae-like aura and minor parts of his appearance could be due to growing up with the sylphs at a very young age, but is now growing to believe that reoccurring vivid dreams are suggesting otherwise of that.He is currently aspiring to be a devotee of Menphina, the Lover. A few comrades of his who had noticed his open heart, in not just romantic but also platonic affection, have referred to him as "Truly Blessed" and a Paragon of Menphina. As he is so openly loving to people. He has taken these comments with pride and takes Menphina's values to heart as a lover to many, if not all.
If you're interested in reading more, check out my RPHub!
^{My kink sheet is available in the #staff-kinks channel in our Discord Server.}

^{This Bun Does Not Offer Buyouts}

^{I am not interested in OOC interactions. This is all IC!}

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Rinoah Ariele

Ube Butter (She/Her)
Buttered Position: Court
Availability: Both Saturday + Sunday (Hours Vary Depending)
Likes: Good Sens Of Humor, Candy, Being Told I'm A Good Girl, Head Pats, & Ear Scritchies
Dislikes: Pushiness & Not Respecting Boundaries
Offered Services: Available For Both Pillow & Court Sessions
Bio:
Hello! I'm just a sweet, laid back, submissive vampire bun. I love lending an ear and giving and getting good cuddles, along with other things. I like playing with tails, so beware! I bite, but only if you're into that
^{My kink sheet is available in the #staff-kinks channel in our Discord Server.}

^{This Bun Does Not Offer Buyouts}

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Peanut Butter (He/Him)
Buttered Position: Court
Availability: Both Saturday + Sunday
Likes: Holding Hands, Cuddling, Kissing, Lap-Sitting, & Petting
Dislikes: Bullies, Ear Pulling, & Spicy Food
Offered Services: Available for both Pillow & Courting Sessions
Bio: When I reached adulthood, I, like all other male Viera, were told they had to leave the village. I came to Eorzea not quite sure what to do with myself. When I am not living the club life at night I am training in the gladiatorial pits to hopefully one day become sultan-sworn. I know, it is quite odd to hear that this cute bun boy is a gladiatorial fighter.
^{My kink sheet is available in the #staff-kinks channel in our Discord Server.}

^{This Bun Does Not Offer Buyouts
After-Hour sessions cost 2x the price!}

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Cookies & Cream Butter (She/Her)
Buttered Position: Court
Availability: Saturdays + Sundays
Likes: Teasing, Socialization, Cuddles, & Being Lewd
Dislikes: Breaking Boundaries & Rudeness
Offered Services: Available For Courting Sessions
Bio: An orphan on the streets of Ul'dah Luna was a gladiator before being trained at the stadium. Mastering the art of the red mage and aether manipulation of her own body she is a skilled fighter and skilled lover. Having found a place at forbidden desires despite her oddly shaped cock she hopes to bring pleasure to others
^{My kink sheet is available in the #staff-kinks channel in our Discord Server.}

^{This Bun Does Not Offer Buyouts}